Joseph Chikelue Obi

Hoorah! Chukka quits the leadership race.
Stick to trying to look smooth Chukka.
Too many skeleton In THE CLOSET darling
#LabourLeadership
— Katie Hopkins (@KTHopkins) May 15, 2015

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Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi | Public Statement on the UK's Gay Black Obama (YET ANOTHER Shocking Scandal - relating to Our Deeply Beloved Bruvver Chuka Umunna)

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It has come to my attention that (Our Beloved) Chuka Umunna has been the Subject of (Outrageously) Huge Amounts of Online Gossip ; concerning his (Allegedly , 'Down Low') Sexuality ; over the Past Few Decades.

These (Utterly Unfair) Homophobic Attacks have Significantly Intensified ever since he was elected to Parliament in 2010 ; with Many (Obliviously Despicable and Profundly Shameless) Sections of the Internet (openly) referring to him as either the UK's Gay Black Obama - or Britain's Homosexual Black Obama ; among other (Sexually-Charged) Terms.

. . . FIRST CLICK HERE (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) . . .

. . . THEN CLICK HERE (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) . . .

. . . AND HERE (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) . . .

. . . AND HERE (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED). . .

. . . PLUS HERE (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED). . .

Although Joseph Chikelue Obi does not agree with all of Chuka Umunna's Political Ideologies , Doctor Obi would hereby like to Publicly Support our Dearest Darling Chuka during his Current Trials and Tribulations.

Let it therefore be known that Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi does not really care whether Chuka Umunna is either GAY , STRAIGHT , BISEXUAL , TRI-SEXUAL , OMNI-SEXUAL , TRAVOLTA-SEXUAL - OR EVEN OPRAH-SEXUAL (OR OTHERWISE , OR NOT , FOR THAT MATTER) ; and will (thus) always (firmly) be there for his Black Streatham Bruv.

That being said , the onus is now upon Bruvver Chuka to publicly come clean , so that we can all see how his Future Political Career can be Fully Optimized.

In the Interim , Professor Joseph Obi has just been reliably informed that the Main Obstacle to Chuka Umunna becoming Leader of the UK Labour Party is not necessarily his (Closet) Sexuality - But the fact that Mr Umunna is widely considered to be Far Too MoneySupermarket for (Left Wing) Trade Unionists and (Exceptionally) Jealous LABOUR PARTY (PARLIAMENTARY) COLLEAGUES.

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Doctor Joseph Obi | PUBLIC DISCLAIMER | Labour's Got Talent

The QuackFather , ( Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ), would like to make it abundantly (and categorically) clear that Labour's Got Talent is (Most Certainly) NOT ENDORSED (in Any Way , Manner , Calling , Shape , Method , Illusion , Principle or Form) by the Rt Hon Chuka Umunna MP of the UK Labour Party (or any of His Online Wiki Alter Egos).

For the Record , Chikelue Obi is a Totally Independent Black UK Politician , with Closet Thatcherite Tendencies.

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Professor Obi | Online Alternative Health Introductory Course | Basic Registration Formalities | Step Number 1 | For those who wish to be awarded a Certificate (of Completion).

* Carefully Locate the Official Google+ Profile of Joseph Chikelue Obi ( at https://plus.google.com/104491754789336206831 ) ; and promptly add him to any one of your Active Google Circles.

The Importance of Adding Professor Obi to your Google Circles cannot be overemphasized , since most of the Assessment Questions may be drawn from whatever he (personally) considers to be Exceedingly Relevant at the time.

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Professor Obi | Online Alternative Health Introductory Course | Basic Registration Formalities | Step Number 2 | For those who wish to be awarded a Certificate (of Completion).

* Urgently Proceed to our (One and Only , Exclusively Fabulous) Lulu eBook Spotlight ( at www.lulu.com/spotlight/obi ) ; and duly purchase the Home Study Course (Presentation) Pack , which is currently on sale for only US$99.

The Price of the Course may soon go up to US$499 (Without Notice ; since the US$99 Price is provisionally based on 100 Million Participants ). So Kindly Hurry !

Remember to keep your Valid Lulu Receipt as Proof of Purchase , or you will not be able to get your Official Certificate at the end of the Course.

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Professor Obi | Online Alternative Health Introductory Course | Basic Registration Formalities | Step Number 3 | For those who wish to be awarded a Certificate (of Completion).

* After Comprehensively Assimilating Everything inside the Home Study Course (Presentation) Pack , and also Memorizing every little word on this Profile , you should then (Confidently) Visit our Official LinkedIn (Alternative Medicine Doctor) Profile ( www.linkedin.com/in/alternativemedicinedoctor ) to directly apply for your Free Phone Interview (and Assessment) ; which will be intensively conducted by either Professor Obi or any one of his (Registered) Wellness Consultants.

Each Assessment should not take longer than an Hour (60 Minutes).

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Professor Obi | Online Alternative Health Introductory Course | Important Examination (Assessment) Advice | For those who wish to be awarded a Certificate (of Completion).

* Please Note that Successful Candidates will be swiftly emailed an Electronic Official Course Completion Certificate in the Name of Whosoever appears on the Lulu Purchase Receipt.

Only One Lulu Receipt will be Valid Per Candidate. Do not attempt to Share (or Fraudulently Counterfeit) It.

Each Receipt will entitle a Candidate to a Maximum of 3 (Phone Assessment) Attempts.

Not Many Folk will actually pass the Assessment on their Very First Sitting.

Those who Gloriously Succeed in their various Phone Assessments will then be able to duly upgrade to various other (Face-to-Face) Advanced Training Courses (and Apprenticeships or Seminars or Workshops) ; without the need for any other Prior Academic Qualifications. They will also (ultimately) be (vibrantly) assisted to (Lawfully) Set Up their very own Alternative Medicine Clinics and Wellness Centres.

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